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Klingon battle cruisers. Their commander demanded that

 

Kirk bend over and beam over immediately

 

with his pants down, but Kirk didn't

 

fall for that (again). Spock suggested perhaps

 

that a banquet be served in order

 

to placate the ravanous Klingons, but they

 

didn't know much about Klingon cuisine or

 

the correct way to arrange Klingon forks.

 

Little had been learned since First Contact

 

in 2151. Early translations of Klaang's Kutlery Manual

 

went horribly wrong. Gagh was translated as

 

turnips, and targ heart became owl testicle.

 

Owl testicles were verboten on numerous worlds

 

including Bolia, home of the fleet admiral

 

who made First Contact with the mysterious

 

Gaganites, whose first ambassador to Earth sang

 

old disco songs whenever he visited the

 

Cathedral of Pain, an establishment run by

 

a sexy set of twins who always

 

knew the right ways to please a