TOS five word thingy!!!

to redshirts to intimidate them

 

. Bones constantly urges Chekov to

 

tell him stories about how

 

Russia was formed. "It was

 

easy to get Pavel talking

 

about Russia," Kirk commented to

 

Admiral Fitzpatrick over subspace. "His

 

confounded atavistic patriotism was so

 

accurate, you'd think he was

 

computerized. So I disassembled him

 

and studied all of his

 

attitudes, reactions, basically his psychology

 

dating back to when he

 

was first interested in learning

 

about his home country's history.

 

That's how I discovered he

 

used to be a historian

 

and wasn't actually an android."

 

"History vas inwented in Russia!"

 

cried Chekov's severed mouth as