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as part of an experiment to see

 

if he learn Kirk's varied techniques of

 

sexual pleasure, methods so refined that they

 

had become the standard in man-whoring.

 

A new class at the Academy had

 

been set up, with Riker as their

 

canon timeline violator instructor in holographic form.

 

Holo Riker was a very skilled and

 

wore only his exotic erotic night robes.

 

This Riker was clean shaven and sported

 

a 12 inch penis and no pubic hair.

 

Holo Riker's schlong was so impressive that

 

billions of statues, known as "Rikerrhuum", were

 

"erected" across the Federation in honor of

 

the biggest prick in the Federation.

Riker's

 

reputation grew so rapidly that he became

 

host of Riker's Phallic Follies, the funniest

 

stage show produced. Sold out for months,

 

it was impossible to snag tickets to

 

it without giving Riker a handy or