"Chain of Command" Line-by-Line!

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    LAFORGE: Do I want to know how close that was?
     
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    Riker: No. Get ready to deploy the mines.

    La Forge goes back to work.
     
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    WORF: Captain, the shuttlecraft is emerging from the nebula.
     
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    Jellico: Enterprise to shuttle. Were you successful Commander?
     
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    RIKER [OC]: Aye, sir. The mines are laid.
     
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    Jellico stands up

    Jellico: Very well. Red Alert. Standby to detonate the mines on my command.
     
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    WORF: Standing by.
     
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    Jellico: Open a channel to the Reklar.
     
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    LEMEC [on viewscreen]: This is Cardassian territory, Captain. Your presence here is another deliberate provocation to....
     
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    Jellico: I'm not going to argue with you, Gul Lemec. Every one of your ships has a mine on its belly, my finger's on the button and you're in a very bad position.
     
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    LEMEC [on viewscreen]: You can't intimidate us.
     
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    Jellico: Mister Worf, Set off Alpha 4-2.
     
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    WORF: Aye, sir.

    (The Reklar shakes.)
     
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    Jellico: That was just a baby. The big boys are sitting on your hull, just waiting for me to give the word.
     
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    LEMEC [on viewscreen]: What are your terms?
     
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    Jellico: Your ships will leave the nebula one by one. Each ship will eject its primary phaser coil before setting course for the nearest Cardassian base.
     
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    LEMEC [on viewscreen]: But that will leave us defenceless.
     
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    Jellico: Mister Worf, Prepare to detonate-
     
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    LEMEC [on viewscreen]: I will agree to your terms.
     
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    Jellico: Excellent. Oh, and one more thing. I understand you're holding a Starfleet Officer named Jean-Luc Picard. I expect him returned, immediately.

    Lemec sits back in his chair, defeated.

    Back in the Interrogation room, Picard awakens in a chair and sees that he's alone and the triggering device for his implant is sitting on the desk. Picard goes to it and attempts to smash it.