Seven Words in TNG

a close match until Riker's taint prevailed,

 

and his y-fronts declared victory. Again. Meanwhile

 

Guinan was returning from the nexus. She

 

had the script for Generations and hoped

 

that Shatner will not be

 

singing Bowie's "Space Oddity" as originally planned.

 

(^ Aw! Why not?)

Instead, Kirk and Guinan would be tapdancing

 

while both wore traditional tuxedos. "Ah, marvelous!"

 

said Picard, hopped up on Earl Grey.

(I love Shatner's musical...diversions...the layers of parody and self-parody create a black hole of fail that becomes a win...apparently he did record "Bohemian Rhapsody" last year. But "Space Oddity" is perfect for him also. I can just hear him bellowing 'ground control to major tom!!!!!!')

 

"You're addicted to Earl Grey," said Beverly,

 

zapping Picard with a hypospray full of

 

LSD, the only known caffeine addiction treatment.

 

"Whoa, Beverly...dude! Double rainbow, man!" Picard

 

said as he searched for his bongos.

 

It took quite a while for Picard

 

to stop licking the windows on Enterprise.

 

By then he was half naked, sweaty,

 

and, looking for more hits from Beverly...

 

who now resembled an Egyptian Goddess and

 

walked like an Egyptian, pinched Picard's buttocks.