TOS five word thingy!!!

the rescue as always, he

 

Destroyed the cake because it

 

was recognized by sensors as

 

having microscopic spores that would

 

infect the Enterprise crew and

 

cause warp speed masturbation and

 

numerous other kinky things that

 

he did want to see

 

so he could record it

 

for Posterity, the USS Posterity,

 

the first of a new

 

class of Starfleet vessels designed

 

specifically for the purpose of

 

delivering data both deviant and

 

puritanical to star systems beyond

 

the rim, where rimming was

 

both encouraged and celebrated. It

 

wasn't to be discussed publicly

 

out of fear of breaking

 

numerous social taboos concerning the