''I'm a doctor, not a ___________!''

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  1. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    ''I'm a doctor, not a _____________________________!''

    Have some of your own? Share it with us! :techman:
     
  2. JanewayRulz!

    JanewayRulz! Vice Admiral Admiral

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    mind reader!
     
  3. L0g1c

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  4. alte

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    Damn it, Jim...I'm a Doctor not a plumber...oh, yeah...Mr.Sulu you can relax now. It's out...
     
  5. PianoWizzy

    PianoWizzy Commodore Commodore

    footstool!
     
  6. Captain Crow

    Captain Crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I'm a doctor, not a male exotic dancer!
     
  7. T'Girl

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    Damn it Jim, it would take a miracle to save this man,

    I'm a doctor, not a Robau!
     
  8. ToMaHaKeR

    ToMaHaKeR Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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  9. vedek

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  10. MANT!

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    "Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Lingerie Model!!"

    "But Bones, The safety of the Federation depends on what we do in the next 10 minutes.."

    "Jim, I just feel silly in this teddy"...
     
  11. Valin

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    "He's dead, Jim."

    "Bones, are you sure? Why don't you try CPR?"

    "Dammit, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bongo drummer!"
     
  12. Itisnotlogical

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    I'm a doctor, not a physician!
     
  13. Spirit

    Spirit Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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    ā€œIā€™m a doctor, Jim, not a hologram!ā€
     
  14. Capt_Pickirk

    Capt_Pickirk Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    "I'm a Doctor, Jim, not a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania!!"
     
  15. Mercury Wells

    Mercury Wells Cadet Newbie

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    "...tree surgeon!"
    OR (in the Land of the Giants) "...twee surgeon!"
     
  16. CorporalCaptain

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    "... comedian!"
     
  17. Moxie Magnus

    Moxie Magnus Cadet Newbie

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    "...Cosmetologist! You'll have to get engineering to build structural support for that bee-hive!"
     
  18. scottydog

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    "contrarian.... oh wait."
     
  19. PikeFan

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    I had a roleplay Starship on Facebook and one night 2 gals and I were talking about Karl Urban as McCoy our McCoy showed and said, "Dammit girls! I'm a doctor, not a Chippendale!"

    I'm RP married to the same McCoy, I wrote a song and sent it to him. He tried to be sweet and send me a song back, I told him, "It's ok! you're a doctor, not a poet!"
     
  20. EnterpriseGeek

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    I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer