TNG Caption This! 250: Season 4; The Family Friendly Hour

Happy Saturday to everyone!





First up to the plate, we have the "Malpractice Premiums" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "No, it's just with the boring romantic plot, this episode feels like it's dragging on forever" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Happy Birthday Jean-Luc" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Didn't we have an Away Team down there?" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Secrets of the Enterprise" Award, going to:

We had a wonderful assortment of Photoshops this week! Fantastic! Amazing! I hereby declare them all winners!

Here they are, in order from first submitted....

Congratulations to our winners! Thanks to everyone who participated! In case you didn't see it in the thread title! This is the 250th TNG Caption This! Since it kinda snuck up on me, I've decided to do something appropriate for it after we've made our way through all 7 seasons of TNG!

Lets head on into Season 4!











Off we go!

 

Picard: What did you say I always used to do when we were kids?

Robert: Whine.

Picard: (Starting to drink) Don't mind if I do.



Worf: NEVER interrupt a Klingon fixing his hair!



Riker: STELLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!




Picard: Yes, I can't see any reason why we shouldn't let you take the Helm from time to time...



La Forge: This is all that was left of Ensign Goosefood Sir.

Riker: He came at me with a phaser drawn. Do You Understand, Gentlemen?

 

Robert:...and Mother would put up photos or mementos to remind us of you all over the house after you left for San Francisco...

Jean-Luc: Oh, stop it. That's untrue, Robert.

 

Riker objected to the Worf/Troi relationship.

 

JEAN-LUC (sniffing): Hedgerow fruits, chocolate, cedarwood... and just a hint of tar. Wonderful bouquet; classic Chateau Picard.
ROBERT: It's Cherry Kool-Aid.



WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fiercest of them all?



TROI: That was fun. $50 more and you can go all the way.

 

Picard: "But...what about Will?"
Troi: "Will? I dunno. I guess I can probably get him if you really think we need him."

 

Riker realized that he had no clue what so ever on what level he had parked his car.

 

LAFORGE: I'm pretty sure this means someone is naked!

 

LeadHead, thanks for the win!



Riker was not happy when Troi ate the last crescent roll.

 

Riker: "Wesley, that trombone is not a toy!"

 

Picard liked to drink his way through family reunions, and he got away with it because he's French.



Troi: Damn! I thought that your artificial heart had an off button.

 

Troi: "$120 Quatlo's, per hr same as on Risa."

 

PICARD: Teur fert jar, beeam. I've enoght o' pretendin ta be French 'n suppin wine.

 

Yea, I'm on a tiny roll, Thanks for the Win!


Picard: "What I've learned from these 250 caption contest is that people think I'm a real wanker."



Worf: "What do you mean, adopted?"



"FINE, LEAVE, I DON'T NEED FRIENDS! I'VE GOT A TRANSPORTER DUPLICATE TO PLAY WITH!"



Troi: "You know you're pushing 60, you should wear a full shirt."

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Riker's attempt at proving the old saying "no one can hear you scream...in space" had some fundamental flaws.

 

Thanks for the multi-selection, Leadhead.




Robert: "Jean-Luc, that's your wine glass, not the spitoon."
Picard: "Oh, damned it all!"




Riker: "Anzi si, sentiva gi felice, E ricomincio il suo cantoooooooooooo!"
Picard (OS): "That settles it, Number One. Your place will be on the stage. Deanna can fill in for you on the bridge."
Riker: "Noooooooooooooo!"




Deanna: "You missed a spot."
-- Picard looks down, as Deanna flicks her hand up, smacking him in the chin.
Deanna: "Gotcha!"




Worf: "I am NOT a vain man!"

 

LOL!

 

Riker: "This..... is..... RIIIIIIIKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"