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lineup of gorgeous, sexy contestants than they

 

were the backward hick furious fanboys.

The

 

pageant was being sponsored by none other

 

than eccentric billionaire and all-round celebrity

 

Thadiun Okona, who had time traveled back

 

- in an outrageous manner! - to finance his

 

wedding in the year 2365. The pageant's

 

highlight was the marriage of Q to

 

Q, as omnipotence and gadgets joined forces

 

to send the Enterprises (all of 'em)

 

back in time, causing myriad Abramsverse timelines

 

to explode in a brilliant lensflare display.

 

"Spock, did we just witness the birth

 

of a franchise the likes of which

 

we really, really don't want to see?"

 

Spock nodded. "Yes, Captain. We have witnessed

 

the aforementioned. Most interesting indeed." An eyebrow

 

arched and Spock gave the "Fonz" thumbs.

 

McCoy rolled his eyes.

"Doctor, is there

 

any reason why you would not offer