TOS five word thingy!!!

Sulu as he tossed back

 

a couple of shots of

 

tequila and shouted like a

 

banshee who just sat on

 

something sharp.

"Hey, what's that

 

thing sticking out of your

 

left nostril," he asked awkwardly.

 

He didn't want to ask,

 

but a persistent, relentless voice

 

coming from thin air prodded

 

him like an altar boy

 

to start singing as loudly

 

as Lady Gaga in Dolby!

 

Such singing would cause the

 

bar clientèle to start grooving

 

and dancing in the most

 

lascivious manner since the infamous

 

"Bump and Groove" Scandal of

 

yesterday at the other bar

 

nearby, a bar so skanky