TOS five word thingy!!!

could summon Queen Victoria's ghost.

 

When she materialized she looked

 

like she was not amused.

 

Rand was her direct descendant

 

but the Yeoman didn't know

 

and called her "Mrs Doubtfire"

 

the first time she saw

 

her. But Kirk was completely

 

enamored and quite horny, so

 

he jumped on her like

 

white on rice and began

 

fumbling at her elaborate skirts

 

. She grew indignant and smacked

 

him across the dining room

 

, saying "We are not amused!!!"

 

So Kirk contacted Harry Mudd

 

via subspace radio and asked

 

if the Alices knew any

 

androids who would be willing

 

to amuse the Queen's ghost