All I Got Left is My THREAD BOMBS!

Optimus is my savior. I'll take the face of anyone who says different.

 

That's brilliant. I knew I made the right choice in converting to Optimus Prime-ism.

 

Just to play the other side here....

1.) Age - So, Christ achieved more in less time.

Point for Christ.

2.) Character Aspects - So, Christ is actually divine three separate ways and Prime is a machine.

Point for Christ.

3.) Sounds like - Okay, John Wayne is much better than a hippy.

Point for Prime.

4.) Number of Resurrections - So, Christ only had to do it once whereas Prime constantly gets his ass kicked.

Point for Christ.

5.) Associates - Okay, no contest here.

Point for Prime.

6.) Usual M.O. - Christ conquers all spiritually and Prime conquers all temporally. Well, I like my conquering in the here and now.

Point for Prime.

7.) Success Rate - Decepticons constantly come back to ravage Earth. Satan held at bay.

Tie.

8.) Philosophy - "Freedom is the right of all" vs. "Do onto others as you would have done onto you."

Tie.

3 points each.

That settles it. We need a fight to the death.

 

"Now give me your faith."

[Prime tears Jesus in half]

 

If only either of them were real.

But we all know Optimus Prime would win, he has the Matrix of Leadership.

 

He's also literally bigger than Jesus.

 

thing with Prime is, he dies and gets resurrected in multiple continuities.

G1 Marvel US: Twice.
G1 Marvel UK: Three times
G1 cartoon: once
G2: died, but not resurrected
Armada: once
Movies: once
Animated: once
RiD: never died.

 

Optimus Prime is awesome in any universe. Especially if Peter Cullen does the voice.

 

In Soviet Russia... well, you know the drill.

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^ Hahaha thats awesome.

 

She's cute.

 

I guess this is the place to post a link to the most disgusting thing I've seen all week..

http://www.etsy.com/listing/75664897/original-triple-goddess-menstrual-art

 

Sooooooooooooooooo not clinking that link.

 

Hm...

Well, that's all I've got to say about that (and yes, I clicked the link).

 

i clicked it. typical modern art shit.

 

No it wasn't shit.

 

I'm guessing it's a period piece, perhaps.

 

The piece of art teacake linked isn't particularly shocking in its appearance, rather it's what was used to make the art which makes it sound disgusting to some. Compared to Andres Serrano's 'The Piss Christ' it is far less shocking in concept, mundane even.

 

Very good, ZR.