What ethnicity are you?

Yeah, it's pretty sad. Sometimes I think people do it just to be contrarians. "Oh, you say drinking pasteurized milk is good? WELL I SAY IT'S BAD!"

 

Jesus. Don't have a cow, man.

 

It's not a cow, it's a goat, and if you want the goat milk, you come get the goat milk, I'm not bringing the goat milk to you.

 

Bah.

 

Looks like you got J.'s goat.

(*Taps microphone*)

This thing on?

 

Now you're just being bullheaded trying to ram that crap down our throats.

 

We're in the middle of the desert. There's no power.

Quiet, ewe.

 

I was holding off on ticking "Asian" to see if anyone else would show up.

 

You are unique.

 

You're just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

To tell a family secret, my great-grandfather was Basque.

The guy couldn't hold a steady job -- he was always running for the exit.

 

If he'd succeeded, would you have felt sheepish?

 

^ Ibex that he would.

 

Oh deer.

 

That was low. Buffa-low.

 

I think I'm going to go Bison more groceries.

 

Stop! There will be no more cow-towing to these old, tired puns. I've herd enough. If these off topic puns continue there will surely be a stampede for the exit of this thread.

 

In an attempt to steer the thread back on topic, I went with "Other." Because we're the good guys, Michael.

 

White. I expected more diversity.

 

82% white is still more diverse than the Republican National Convention. Or North Dakota.

Wait, are they the same thing? No? Easy mistake.

 

I'm Bajoran