Seven Words in TNG

shocking abilities involving carrots and very dirty

 

rutabagas. The crew got rid of O'Brien

 

through the toilet wastage release hatch in

 

the holodeck, a feature which no one

 

wanted to pay for, yet everyone liberally

 

used when their holodecks activities became rather

 

dirty and messy. "Sod off, you lot!"

 

said a disgruntled Barclay, who was in

 

a bizarre flying machine, disguised as a

 

garbage scow with pink and purple polka-dots

 

This distraction let Barclay access forbidden holoprograms.

 

His favorite was "A Sultry Night with

 

the Jet Blue flight attendant." His second

 

was a programme based on the untimely

 

pregnancy of Deanna Troi in "The Child."

 

Barclay himself longed to become pregnant, so

 

his maternal instinct had almost supplanted his

 

strange new desire to become the first

 

male Starfleet officer to sport perky 34DDs

 

Barclay activated them all, crashing the system.