The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

to get her cloths back

 

from noted cloth thief Morn,

 

and his conniving accomplice, Rom.

 

Meanwhile, Dukat strutted around Ops,

 

wearing parachute pants and singing

 

"La donna é mobile" to

 

scare the small Bajoran children

 

. Kira kicked his ass and

 

secretly poisoned his rectum with

 

organic itching powder from Quark.

 

"Hew-mons disgust me," Quark said.

 

"But I like you, Nerys."

 

Vedek Bareil punched Quark in

 

the kitchen with a candlestick.

 

No one had a clue

 

and accused Lieutenant Scarlet, with

 

the consequence that Odo did

 

not investigate Ensign Green with

 

anything but a magic 8-ball.

 

Undaunted, Sisko then aimed his