Seven Words in TNG

could get cable TV, but as long

 

as the Galactic Internet survived, there was

 

always some form of entertainment for prisoners

 

who weren't running for their lives from

 

the warden and his bloodthirsty guards. The

 

Saturday night pudding was a big treat.

 

It was made from some of the

 

finest Tarkalian vanilla beans and

 

Vegan cinnamon known to exist. The combination

 

, though potent, was also deceptively dangerous, leaving

 

tongues and throats numb and unable to

 

speak out against Admiral Philbert's latest order

 

to take any and all who opposed

 

to give up baloney on whole grain

 

unless 7-grain mustard was used instead of

 

under normal circumstances was a most delicious

 

treat, provided one survived the digestion process.

 

Digesting it was a most dangerous effort