TOS five word thingy!!!

other yeomen at the convention

 

also had funny and interesting

 

stories about their captains. One

 

talked about her captain's toenails

 

being so long they could

 

actually be used as weapons

 

against hostile ships. Another told

 

how her Captain could bore

 

Klingons to death by reciting

 

the Articles of the Federation

 

or reading "Full House" scripts.

 

By the third season's reading

 

most people were bored senseless

 

except the Pakleds, who beamed

 

into such events with pride

 

and listened for hours how

 

they could make ships "go"

 

by farting in the window.

 

While another captain was known

 

for her refusal to wear