TOS five word thingy!!!

the alternate universe Captain Kirk

 

"you can't! I need brandy!"

 

All the bridge crew sighed.

 

Except Spock, who eyebrow'd again.

 

"Don't you hurt yourself doing

 

that," said Bones, sweating profusely.

 

"Illogical, doctor. You are unconscious."

 

"Dammit Spock! came back McCoy"

 

"How can I be talking

 

while unconscious? I'm conscious, that's

 

just my arse talking!"

Yeoman

 

Smitty took out a phaser

 

and heated up a calzone.

 

McCoy hated calzones. He attacked

 

Smitty's pockets and pulled out

 

Smitty's hair. He twisted Smitty's

 

words to imply that Smitty

 

is delusional and needs a

 

mini Smitty to be happy.

 

Spock wonders why these humans