VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

there, leading to many poorly

 

orchestrated attempts at moral hygiene

 

and dental cleanliness. Bolian Brew

 

was contemplating having his painful

 

root canal without novocaine, foolishly.

 

The Doctor gleefully prepared surgical

 

instruments and some nachos because

 

the script had been toileted

 

by Braga's last minute rewrite

 

that surprised no one, because

 

it was always the same

 

he always made Freudian slips

 

in his always fraudulent scripts.

 

"That's as painful as Janeway's

 

haikus," remarked Robert Ducan McNeill.

 

McNeill then rewrote the script,

 

in unrhymed lyric verse that

 

was accompanied by freestyle jazz

 

and a hint of zydeco.

 

However no one knew Zydeco