nuTrek 7-word game!

hit the saucer section. "I hate Klingons!"

 

Kirk yelled as he grabbed a phaser

 

and donned an EVA suit. He was

 

going to use a thruster unit to

 

traverse space and board the klingon ship

 

so he could kick the commander's ass

 

personally. He reached the outer hull but

 

had forgotten the plasma torch he needed

 

to cut through. He decided to punch

 

on the hull until one of the

 

more curious Klingons opened a window to

 

take a peek and see what was

 

going on. Air and Klingons gushed out

 

into the vacuum of space, killing dozens.

 

"Lock transporters onto the most valuable Klingon

 

corpse...I want to have it dissected

 

in case we can find "Klingon nuggets"

 

inside them...we can sell them to

 

the Ferengi as "McKluggets" and make a

 

killing. An honorable killing, one might say".