TOS five word thingy!!!

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-"

"Hold that thought," said Kirk

 

with an upheld hand. He

 

noticed a blip on the

 

tactical scanner that resembled a

 

penis, "Klingons?"

"Aye Captain, they

 

recently developed a scout ship

 

that's said to 'screw' opposing

 

vessels by transmitting a powerful

 

system scrambler."

"Evasive maneuvers Sulu."

 

Kirk wanted to keep the

 

phallic shaped vessel as far

 

away from the Enterprise as

 

possible to avoid any penetration

 

into the ship's most tender

 

systems. Uhura tried hailing but

 

the Klingon ship didn't respond.

 

"Sulu, fire a warning shot."

 

Kirk strategized that the enemy

 

wouldn't be expecting to see