"I, Mudd" Line-by-Line!

MUDD: I do so admire a man who devotes himself to knowledge.

 

Kirk: Don't lose your head Bones. Nobody's staying anywhere.

 

Mudd: Stubborn, Kirk. Stubborn.

 

MCCOY: I wouldn't be bored, I can tell you that.

 

An Alice drags Scotty into the room.

Scotty: Let go of me! Now, what are ya doing? What kind of woman-

 

Alice: The last one, lord.

(She throws Scott into the group.)

 

Mudd: Splendid, splendid. Welcome to Mudd, Mister Scott.

Harry starts shaking Scotty's hand, Scotty quickly pulls his hand away.

 

Scotty: Harry Mudd! Oh, you bogus frat, you. You're the cause of all this, are you?

 

Kirk: Scotty, you were ordered to stay aboard.

 

Scott: Aye, sir. And I stayed until that female gargantua threw me into the transporter beams

 

Kirk: What does she mean, "the last one?"

 

Mudd: Didn't I tell you, Kirk? I beamed a few dozen androids up to your ship. They've been sending your crew to the surface for the past couple of hours. They're all down now.

 

Kirk shoves Mudd against the wall and hold him by the neck.

Kirk: Are you out of your mind? You can't just beam down an entire crew of a spaceship. Somebody has to be onboard.

 

Mudd: There is an entire crew aboard. An entire crew of androids. They learn very quickly, Captain. The fact is, I've taken over your whole ship. There's nothing you can do about it.

 

Kirk: Harry, Harry. You'll never get away with it.

 

Mudd: Well, who's to stop me?

 

Kirk: Starfleet.

 

Mudd: But now, Captain, now I have a ship of my own as fast as any in the fleet, so how will they catch me, eh? Just think of it, laddybuck. Harry Mudd with his own crew of lovelies aboard your vessel. Think about that.

 

KIRK: I'm trying not to.

 

MUDD: Alice.

Mudd and Alice leave.