Child Swallows 37 Magnets

Well played, sir.

 

I was just going to post something to that effect.

Try not to swallow any magnets on the way to the parking lot...

 

I'm glad my subtle joke did not go unnoticed.

 

Well, you put into perspective, Randal.

 

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

 

Me neither, but my boss is out of town.

 

I bet she'll be very attractive when she grows up.

 

But wouldn't it be ironic if her personality turned out to be polarizing?

 

Too subtle for me, I’m afraid.

 

It's from the movie "Clerks." In it the main character, Dante, gets into a fight with his girlfriend after he discovers she's given 37 blowjobs (which she doesn't count as sex.) He rants about this to a random customer in the store, "37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" The customer responds with a shocked, "In a row?!"

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ[/yt]

(Warning: Offensive language.)

 

Bunch of savages in this town.

 

Well, I do believe in a ruling class, especially since I rule.

And let us not forget, Clerks probably brought us one of the best scenes in cinema history.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOVbXF7Iog[/yt]

 

As a contractor, I know the risks I'm taking. This giant laser won't build itself!

 

Natural selection at its best. Nuff said. You're supposed to keep everything "bite size" up where a set of tiny fingers ~CAN'T~ get at it, especially so quickly it can get by a set of (allegedly) concerned parents. Morons. Next time, I pray for holiday-weekend traffic and more hospital cutbacks. And a requirement that anyone having kids needs to pass an oral (and/or written) I.Q. test and a home visit.