http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Nerds The Bachelor for Geeks. There's this one guy this year, Zach, who with complete sincerity goes on supervillian rants about how he is a superior life form and that everyone must bow to his intellect. He almost made a player cry because she didn't know how gravity works. Two hilarious phrases used to describe "Zach" so far in the private diary room... "Zach is the Red Wedding!" (and) "I would like to say that I am a Jedi and that Zach is a Sith, but I wouldn't want to insult any Sith out there."
Zack's description beneath his name reads "fantasy writer" and, at first, I thought that this meant he wrote fantasies. As more episodes have aired, I now believe that someone forgot a colon and it should read "fantasy: writer" with the implication that he LARPs as a writer but doesn't actually, you know, write.