Here's my entry for April. And if you stand on your head (or turn your monitor over), it could be said that it even qualifies for the second entry! Might still make an actual second entry, we'll just have see if inspiration strikes twice!
It's kind of a point-of-view thing, like the other guy's ship is the beast and yours is the beauty, and which depends on whether you're a Klingon or an "Earther," right?
Exactly! While working on this, I was reminded of the scene between Scotty and the Klingon in "The Trouble with Tribbles", where the Klingon was calling Enterprise a garbage scow.