TOS five word thingy!!!

restore good old-fashioned values

 

and the royalty incomes of

 

Dr. McCoy and his co-conspirators,

 

who had decided that they

 

needed more to retire on

 

so they all invested in

 

Junior Samples' Junk Spaceyard over

 

in the Pickandgrin Sector, where

 

they aren't ones to go

 

to the dentist or take

 

care of their anal warts.

 

They liked using banjos to

 

lure unsuspecting starship crews to

 

crash against rocky asteroids. Unfortunately,

 

with no asteroids nearby, they

 

had to settle for large

 

turds, commonly called "Captain's Logs."

 

For some unknown reason they

 

proved even more effective than

 

photon torpedoes in repelling enemy