I was thinking this morning that Family Guy should do an adaptation of LOTR, and then I spent 30 minutes thinking who should play what character The Fellowship: Frodo - Stewie Sam - Brian Merry - Chris Pippin - Jon Benjamin's Clerk Gandalf - Herbert Aragorn - Peter Legolas - Quagmire Gilmli - Joe (he's short b/c he ain't got no legs) Boromir - Cleveland (complaining how the black guy always dies first) Good Guys: Bilbo - Bertram (an older Stewie) Arwen - Drew Barrymore Elrond - Patrick Stewart Galadriel - Lois Theoden - Adam West Eomer - Cleveland (so he's not just in the first one) Eowyn - Lois (double role since there's no women in the LOTR verse) Faramir - Tom Tucker Denethor - Carter Pewterschmidt (Denethor, Faramir, and Boromir all have a mustache! all Miras Tirith soldiers could!) Bad Guys: Gollum - Meg (heh) Saruman - James Woods Wormtongue - Mort Goldman The Witch King - Death All Other Nazgul - Giant Chicken Sauron - Seth McFarlane Just imagine the 15 minute Aragorn vs the Nazgul fight at Weathertop! Also, I'd like them to do the original movie ending of Sauron getting so pissed off at Aragorn teasing him in the palantir that he comes down himself to beat the crap out of him.
Sorry to immediately jump off topic, but they really did drop the ball by not having a 15 minute Han Solo vs Boba Fett in any of the Star Wars parodies.
Yeah the number one thing I was looking forward to in ROTJ was the vast Han vs. Fett fight at the Pit of Carkoon.... and they didn't do it!!!