At Penn Station in NY today, I passed by an Auntie Anne's that had a big sign saying RESISTANCE IS FUTILE...
That reminds me a friend of mine practices law in Fresno, and he tells me there's a judge there who quotes the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition in his decisions.
When I'm alone on elevators (which is often at work) I'll say "sheee whut" when the doors open. I sometimes do this at home when going from room to room, even though there are no sliding doors.
Cool. Except that, IMO, Auntie Anne's pretzels are very easy to resist. They're a disgrace to pretzeldom. I love it!
Pretzels have a dominion? I didn't know that. What kind of condiments do they demand you put on them? Jam Hadar?
^I used to say, or at least think, that when I checked my modem. Now that I have wireless, there are five lights, but I can't bring myself to say that!
"I am a pretzel, and I am salted. As of this moment, we are all salted. We go into battle to reclaim our other toppings. This we do gladly, for we are Jam Hadar. Remember, victory is cheese."
I often say "Back off. Back off." To my kids when I see they are about to get into trouble. (Said like Kirk in STVI)
I will sometimes use "Botany Bay!" in place of a mild curse, inspired by Chekov in TWOK. Sometimes I'll even use the full: "Botany Bay? Botany Bay! Oh no!" Yes, I know I'm weird.
This isn't really a euphemism, but sometimes if my friend is wearing a red shirt, I'll go up to them and say "Nice knowing ya!";D
Heck, I don't even use it in place of a curse, I always say it that way, with Chekov's inflections, whenever I meet *anyone* who studied... wait for it... Botany.
Windows Vista and computer updates, in general, cause this reaction from me. I also use "Make it so", "Engage" and "No intelligent life here". Recently, I have been teaching my friend's son to drive my truck. When I said, "Is the parking brake on?" he gave me a look that would kill most normal people... At least, he got the reference.
Sometimes I yell "KHAAAAAAN!" when my computer does something stupid. At church at the sign of peace, if I can't reach to shake someone's hand, I give the Vulcan salute.