Seven Words in TNG

before he looked, and the creature grabbed

 

a banjo and began to play. Picard

 

was transported to 1930's Kentucky, naked except

 

for his comm badge, which fortunately was

 

on the big side. He looked around

 

seeing four lights. Or was it five?

 

Ma Kettle came to hug him - he

 

The electromagnetic creature began playing Dueling Banjos.

 

Data won the contest, and Picard returned,

 

"THERE ARE TWO BANJOS!" exclaimed Picard. But

 

the creature roared, "There is ONE BANJO!"

 

Amazed at the creature's ability to speak,

 

omitting counting, "There are FOUR banjos" emanated

 

from a black slime pit. Yar emerged

 

playing "My Darling Clementine" on the harmonica

 

as the ichre dripped off her and

 

Wesley approached for a heart-to-heart

 

talk about sex, drugs, rock'n'roll, and banjos.

 

"Yes, but why is Captain Picard naked?"

 

asked Yar. "You've missed alot while you've