Seven Words in TNG

that emanated from JJ Abrams alternate timeline.

 

He wound up in the year 2284

 

and Riker told him Black Hitler had

 

used some of Dr. Carol Marcus's protomatter

 

and generated a planet around the whole

 

Nestle chocolate plant in Switzerland on Earth.

 

Cut off from his chocolate supply, Tinky Winky

 

grew sluggish and despondent, drinking his own

 

tinkles. He went completely mad, swearing revenge

 

against any and all who stood before

 

him. Riker was first. Telepathically binding Troi

 

to La La with a Vulcan mind meld,

 

Dipsy and Po, drunk on power and

 

half a bottle of Jaegermeister, urinated into

 

a time vortex, opening on the NX01.

 

The urine splashed all over the NX-01's

 

saucer section. The Sulibans were horrified and

 

ordered a full retreat of their cellships.

 

Riker's itchy rectum began to overtake him.

 

He stumbled to a nearby toilet and