VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

the computer, "This isn't Seven's

 

the computer, "This isn't Seven's

 

jacuzzi!"

"Stop stuttering, software!" B'Elanna

 

snarled, slapping it upside the

 

the hard drive. "Again, again,"

 

bio-neural circuitry.

"But I like

 

guessing who will be next

 

. Oh, it's you, Doctor. We

 

were worried about Tom's balls:

 

unfortunately, when he tried to

 

dribble them down the court

 

he stumbled and fell over

 

and cried for seventeen hours.

 

By the eighteenth hour, there

 

was hope that Amelia Earhart

 

would shut him up, or

 

--"Computer, activate Emergency Command Hologram!"

 

"I'm sorry, Kate. I can't

 

execute that program because I'm

 

afraid that's something I cannot