VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

gasped as he sloshed it

 

all over the Captain's favorite

 

pair of jogging pants.

"NEELIX!!!"

 

How am I supposed to

 

look good for Chakotay with

 

coffee on my pants!"

"Erm...

 

that's not the only stain

 

on your crotch," said Tuvok.

 

"The other stain is from

 

approximately five point two ounces

 

of coke I did last

 

night. Really powdery stuff, that."

 

(*sniff*) (*twitch*) "I got tiger

 

blood on my pants once,"

 

Janeway said, "But I'm a

 

bitchin' rock star from Mars!"

 

"Win!" yelled B'Elanna from the

 

bowels of Engineering. "I've managed

 

to blame it on the

 

the Co-Kazon. Powdery bastards."