The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

make the cat frenzied enough

 

to scratch up everything in

 

claws reach.

"Damn it!" Malcolm

 

yelled as the cat tore

 

through his calf. His phaser

 

(wait, phasers weren't invented yet)

 

theories, if workable, would have

 

proven that the most exciting

 

cat remover of all time.

 

Marketing it would prove to

 

be easier than inventing it.

 

Archer knew a guy on

 

the lam who could make

 

the Enterprise crew a terrific

 

set of matching bookends that

 

would be so popular that

 

if we were to sell

 

them on subspace we'd get

 

enough to start working on

 

even more exciting and fun