Sisko (to self): "Hmmm...Kirk or Picard?" Jadzia: "And when you're done with that, catch us some dinner. And when you're done with that, sweep this area. And when you're done with that, build a front door. And when you're done with that, do the laundry. And when you're done with that..." Worf (to self): "Maybe I left the Enterprise a bit too quickly?"
Martok "There's the P'tak who put the clear plastic sheet over my toilet" Kira "Jake is this true?" Sisko "Maybe..."
Martok: "J'accuse..." Bashir: "Hey--since when do Klingons speak French?" Jadzia: "Of course I'm good for it. It's not like I--Jadzia--would ever in a million years leave the station."
Quark: Let's make a bet. If you lose, you have to take off your clothes, wear a blindfold, get tied to the table and spun around the world. Dax: And if I win? Quark: Same deal. Dax: It's a bet.
Hmm, did I once try to punch a Q? Was I high? Martok: Second star to the right, and straight on til Heghba'! Bashir: Needs work.
Kira: I don't believe it... Dukat: I told you! Kira: Sisko takes Kassidy to the barren desert for romantic getaways?!
A new caption contest will be up in several hours time, yesterday I was sidetracked by the horror of a movie The Room and I am still nursing serious psychological trauma because of it...