TOS five word thingy!!!

yanked it in such a

 

violent manner that it broke

 

right off.

"Uh oh," said

 

Sulu, "Well now I know

 

that it's probably wise to

 

not rip off parts of

 

a starship's control interface system

 

. "

The ship slowly drifted toward

 

a nearby orbital habitat, which

 

mistook the Enterprise for a

 

holographic projection for some reason.

 

The Klingons took this as

 

a sign that Starfleet's defenses

 

could be easily manipulated and

 

one of their own warships

 

could be easily mistaken as

 

a simple Earth cargo vessel

 

piloted by harmless ballet dancers.

 

The Empire could then attack

 

wearing tutus and dance belts