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became militant Amish nudist warriors. Which spelled

 

nothing but certain doom for any Klingons

 

who happened to be trying to sleep that

 

particular day and hadn't taken any measures

 

like bleaching their eyeballs and severing their

 

carotid arteries with a butter knife. This

 

irritated them into a fart.

 

It was so loud and smelled so

 

brown that Kirk immediately ordered an evacuation

 

of everyone to the main hangar deck.

 

The red alert klaxon began sounding. Everyone

 

started running around like mad and grabbing

 

snacks for the trip, which caused a replicator

 

malfunction resulting in hot food being replaced

 

with hundreds of tampons.

"Great," grumbled McCoy,

 

"what the hell are we gonna do

 

with these?"

"In Russia," Chekov replied, "ve

 

used to have a tradition vere ve

 

took turns punching each other in the

 

testicles before inserting tampons into--"

"STOP!" Spock