The Borg, If I don't climb fast enough from the Vengeance to the Enterprise, I'm dead. At least I could outrun a Borg, they aren't that fast, especially in space. Would you rather help fight off invading Jem'hadar foot soldiers on land with Sisco and his crew, or fight of the Borg invading the Enterprise with Picard and crew?
I'm going after The Borg with Picard. He's my favorite captain. Would you rather go through a Klingon Right of Passage Ceremony (using the pain sticks) or babysit Data's Cat?
Definitely baby-sit Data's cat. I love cats. Would you rather spend the day with Wesley Crusher or Neelix?
Neelix. I'll let him tell his favorite stories while he cooks brunch and dinner and I read TrekBBS. Would you rather share a chocolate sundae with Deanna, share a pot of Earl Grey with Picard, or share your pot with T'Jon the Onaran (Merritt Butrick in TNG: Symbiosis)?
Chocolate sundae with Deanna, though I doubt neither of us would be willing to share much. You are on a diplomatic mission: would you rather meet with a species who insisted on nudity at all times or with a species that were powerful telepaths with no sense of privacy?
I'd rather meet the aliens that insisted on nudity. I'm not ashamed of my body. Ahem, now if you'll excuse me? I'll be in the gym... Would you rather have to outsmart Moriarty on the holodeck or have to outsmart the Clown in that mental holoworld (from VOY's Thaw)?
Moriarty. If I appeal to his intelligence, he'll let me join in on his schemes. Would you rather be hunted by a Klingon, a Jem'hadar, or a Hirogen?
Holy f---! I don't think there would be an advantage against either of them. On the other hand, a battle of wits against Moriarty would be far more charming. Given that I would fall easily, the Jem'hadar seem the least sadistic. Would you rather take go through the Rite of Ascension or undertake Kolinahr?
Go through a rite of pain that a Klingon can barely handle or purge my emotions for up to 6 years? Yeesh. If I'm going to fail one, I'd rather do the painsticks in the Ascension. A doctor can heal me up after. Would you rather be interrogated by a Romulan, a Jem'hadar, a Cardassian, or a Breen?
Probably a targ; I could train it and it make it a watchdog. I would only own a tribble if I could have it "fixed" and keep it from reproducing. Would you rather have Spock, Tuvok or T'Pol try to teach you to speak Vulcan?
A Targ. Tribbles only eat and/or give birth. Introducing one on earth would be devastating. I'll just have to enforce myself as the dominant creature with the targ, or loose a toe in my sleep... never mind, I'll deal with a Tribble. Hopefully Tribble soup taste good. Tuvok has the best Patience IMO. Who would you rather be stuck in a room with until you get them to laugh; Worf, Odo, Tuvok, or Spock?
Not for long. Re-asking: Who would you rather be stuck in a room with until you get them to laugh; Worf, Odo, Tuvok, or Spock?
Odo, as long as those devilish I'm-gonna-get-you,-Quark laughs count. Whom would you rather see in a mini-skirt, Worf or Ishka?
Um.........can I choose "none of the above?" Er...Ishka, I guess. *shudder* Would you rather play poker with Data or Quark?
Data. I wouldn't have to fear him swiping chips. Besides, his knowledge of the odds would have the effect of making me a better poker player. Would you rather play tongo...or 3-D chess?
Tongo. It seems like a really awesomely complex version of Poker. Whereas 3d chess seems like a version of regular chess that was expanded just for the sake of expanding it without worrying whether it watered down the strategy of the game. If you were forced to eat Gakh, would you eat it live or replicated?
I would rather eat it replicated. I'm not big on eating living things. Would you rather bring the replicator to our world or the warp core?
Bring me a replicator. Having a warp core would still require having the knowledge to build the ship that would be powered by it, something that would not fly apart. Replicators are easy. NO! But as an incentive, might I remind you that Ishka could decide to dress as a traditional Ferengi woman? Would you entrust Landru to build a police force or Soong to build a robot army for you?