I'd rather fight the Dominion than be a dork who has Archer yell at him all the time. Would you rather be touched by the salt-starved creature of M-113 or by the computer-generated copies of Losira?
Shore Leave, so long as I think happy thoughts. Would you rather study to master your skills as an Ocampan or a Changling?
Ocampan. I'd love to have those kind of mental abilities. Would you rather be a child growing up onboard the E-D, DS9 or Voyager?
Enterprise D, easily. It has actual families with kids and schools. I'd be constantly chased away by Odo and Quark on DS9, and all the holodeck time on Voyager would be taken up by, ironically, a hologram. Would you rather be the best man at a Vulcan wedding/mating ritual or a Klingon wedding/mating ritual?
Klingon. Gimme some bloodwine!!!! Would you rather have to work with a genetically augmented Neelix or Garak?
Neelix, an augmented Garak sounds scary. Plus, Neelix's cooking might get better. Would you rather be a Q, a Trelane, or a Metron?
Q. Nothing like snapping your fingers to get what you want. Would you rather vote for Gul Dukat or Kai Winn as president?
Wow...neither. But I'll have to go with Kai Winn. She is a lying power-hungry nutcase, but not a complete psychopath and not as dangerous as Dukat. Would you rather share a hotel room with Data or the EMH?
The EMH, definitely. He at least likes to talk. Data would question what I meant on everything. Would you rather fly through (on Voyager) Dominion-controlled space or in the Borg-infested space?
Borg space, if only because Voyager was tested against the Borg. Moreover, the Dominion was more relentless. Would you rather have Trip take you to see a movie or go parking with Tom Paris?
I'll do both! Would you rather eat Neelix's leola root stew for survival or Starfleet's emergency rations that taste like cardboard?
Gagh seems more appealing. If I don't think about it being alive, it really looks like noodles or gummy words depending on the lighting. :P Would you rather have pseudo-immortality through the Dominion cloning process or take your chances with Giger's cellular "entertainment" machine?
^Giger because even clones seem interested in it, thus proving their immortality yearning for more. Klingon. Because, ironically, their rituals are more civil. Would you rather live your life trapped in the false holomatrix of: the EMH or a member of his holographic family (before or after editions by B'elanna) or as part of the Moriarty/Regina duo exploring an imaginary holographic universe?
^That was Bad thoughts post, not mine I'd rather explore the starfleet database as a sidekick in the adventures of Moriarty. It should be intriguing. Would you rather be a no named expendable crew member on the Defiant or Voyager?
Voyager: better recreation facilities, although there's always the possibility of having an entire episode written around my character on DS9. Would you rather have an uncomfortable moment as part of a TOS parody on Futurama or as part of a TNG parody on Family Guy?
TNG parody on Family Guy. Would you rather marry a monetarily poor Ferengi or an extremely fearful Klingon who is afraid to battle?
Klingon. They're probably less moany. Would you rather become a Starfleet Admiral or receive the Order of the Bat'leth?