Seven Words in TNG

. Still you should at least tip him

 

not to eat Targ leftovers until they're

 

cooked and seasoned with cinnamon and Romulan

 

ale. Lots O' Romulan Ale!

 

"But Romulan Ale has been banned!", Worf

 

moaned. Data countered, "That's never stopped Captain

 

Picard before. Are you a coward?". Worf

 

bristled with challenge. "I would kill you

 

, if you had a heart," Worf hollered.

 

Data burst into song "If I only

 

had a heart," tap-dancing on

 

everyone's toes. Worf glared even

 

more agitated and pulled out his phaser.

 

Hoping to divert Worf and Data, Guinan

 

decided to serve some prune juice and

 

freshly dug-up Ga'gh. Worf smacked his lips.

 

Unbeknownst to Worf, however, the prune juice

 

was not organic, and therefore lacked honor.

 

"You're a droid and he's annoyed" Guinan

 

pontificated. "I think we should all adjourn