TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

Miranda: Hmm. Do we have any salt, Daddy?

 

Welcome back, Shatmandu. Your sick, twisted, highly inappropriate sense of humor has been missed.

I thank God for the healthy new addition to your life

 

It's good to know that you're OK and to see you again, even briefly. That's one cute addition to the family.

 

Miranda kisses her brother Soyuz, proving once and for all they are part of the same class.

 

The break clearly hasn't affected your sense of humour. Caption contest or responsible parenting, tough call

 

If kids won't look cute for the camera, superglue will suffice.




Congrats on breeding Joe! :thumbsup:

 

Chekov: "I varned you the violent reach-around is a Greek inwention, not a Russian inwention, Keptin."






Chapel: "See, lil' Uhura, what you saw Nursey Christine and Doc Lennie doing was just wrestling ..."

 

Chekov: Vell, Keptin, he is Greek and runs around half-naked in a dress. Vat did you expect?




The girls found the X-Tube video, Jimmy The Greek.



(You know, those are both real obvious captions. Funny I didn't think of them until you-know-who showed up.)

 

Once again reflecting current Star Trek news.....



Walter : You're not in the new movie, now get over yourself.

William : Okay, okay.



The gals see a poorly shot by a cell phone and posted on You Tube of the Star Trek teaser and clearly seem to be enjoying it quite a lot

 

Chekov: "Check and mate, Keptin!"

Kirk: "That's your dramatic one-liner?"

 

I can't believe none of you did the obvious !

~ Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssss ~

 

Chekov: "Eh, I owed Scotty thirty Federation Credits, so his death really doesn't bug me all that much."





Chapel: "Sex is something between one man and one woman <under breath> not one woman and half the friggin' ship, like you were before ... <teaching again> Anything else is dirty and bad."

 

After seeing this week's caption contest, the female BBSers get quite broody.

 

Shatners: And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

 

^ Oh lord ! ^
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything just now.
- W -
* Giggleing *

 

Chapel: "Yes, I suppose the duckie could mate with the chicken. Nothing wrong with that ..."

 

Uhura: "...and then we just need to get the turkey involved and we'll have ourselves turducken!"

 

Chapel: "Women running the Enterprise? What a joke!"
(someone post an image, please)

 

Here you are!