Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

the crew. Trip smiled knowingly.

 

He had known about her

 

enormous schlong, or "Mr. Happy,"

 

as he liked to call

 

it, since the first time

 

he had spied on her

 

through a crack in the

 

door of her quarters. She

 

had decided to exercise nude

 

with a Thighmaster and stretched

 

her penis in full view

 

of anybody with a holocamera.

 

Worf growled with lust.

T'Pol

 

winced in embarrassment as she

 

got an erection in view

 

of everyone else and felt

 

attracted to Worf. They both

 

embraced and kissed passionately, their

 

public display of affection offending

 

absolutely nobody, an orgy erupted.