TOS five word thingy!!!

Kirk volunteered to replace McCoy

 

as chief medical officer with

 

all the privileges that entailed.

 

"I'm going to make Bones

 

the Captain for one week

 

while I head over to

 

Wrigley's Pleasure Planet for some

 

showgirl action, once I get

 

the ticket I need to

 

rub girls's tits this way.

 

" McCoy was perturbed that Kirk

 

didn't leave him the keys

 

to his 20th century Camaro

 

and decided to hot-wire it.

 

Kirk kept it in Cargo

 

next to the shuttlecraft deck

 

and kept it regularly waxed.

 

Just like his bikini area.

 

Kirk was proud to have

 

a waxed bikini area, but