Jayson was never banned. I don't think he's ever even had a Warning. He just went his own way for a while. This is true, although the scarf is optional, thank goodness.
Hanging out in a cafè is good; having absinthe is better. Instead of sunglasses, I suggest black-rimmed glasses, tho: they let people see your sexy bags under the eyes. Well, except in winter. Also, I like scarves. And hats. Ohmygod I'm a hipster!
Hm. Absinthe is illegal here, so I may have to make do with something else. Zima's still popular, right? Oh, and for the record, I love hats.
The scarf also helps if she's a Doctor Who fan. I'll skip the dark glasses, though, because my baby blues are my most attractive feature-- well, my only attractive feature.
Last time I got drunk was on Zima - they still make that? Alcohol poisoning from an alco-pop was a lot of fun...not. And hats rule!
Funny, absinthe here is legal since 1992, and even before that the ban (itself an anachronistic remnant of the early XX century craze) was rarely enforced. I had to google Zima, and from what I've read it doesn't sound very attractive to my tastes. But I don't like alcopop in general.
Jeez, still? I've got two 70cl bottles recently delivered, "La Fee" and "Clandestine" and enjoying both.
I'm starting to think I need to get back in a band again. The only time I had sex regularly (or, at all for that matter) was when I was in bands.
Yes and no. Absinthe as it's produced in other countries is still illegal, though you can get your hands on it via import. In the U.S., Absinthe can be produced if the product (I forgot it's name) made by wormwood is removed and it gets approved by the FDA.
We're just weird here in the U.S. about some things. We have women in tight shorts cavort in front of cameras during football games, but we denounce nudity on TV as immoral and fight it for the children, and in the same vein we'll let children see a bloodied, dead body after it's been shot a dozen times and stabbed, but we won't let them hear swear words. We talk about getting your ass wasted on beer, wine, whisky and such, but our "war on drugs" counts marijuana as one of it's targets. So go figure.