Seven Words in TNG

decided to go for a walk in

 

quicksand. Her posting was short-lived. Starfleet

 

sent her family flowers, and coupons for

 

free Slurpees. To fill the vacancy, Admiral

 

Par'Ton, known to her friends as Dolly,

 

selected the least competent officer, famed Ensign

 

Seymour Ineptitude, who had a Guiness World

 

Detonation record, destroying 47 planets through his

 

Imperial career as Death Star optics programmer.

 

He reluctantly reported for duty; the no-pants

 

Friday policy was in....full swing, as

 

conveyed by Wesley. So imagine his embarrassment

 

upon realizing it was Thursday. Riker smiled.

 

It was Riker's holodeck sex night, tonight.

 

Meanwhile, on Deck 32, nothing important was

 

occurring with the benefit of pants.

Data reluctantly

 

activated his pants subroutine and ordered all

 

of the items on the menu. "Gastric

 

Dissention" was the result the replicator produced.

 

This special dish, originated on Digestulon IV,