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he mumbled as he ran off clutching

 

clutching his bag. Hearing screams behind him

 

as the crabs attacked, he grabbed a

 

phaser, set it to stun, and fired

 

wildly at anything and everything in sight.

 

Fortunately, crabs were dropping everywhere. It appeared

 

as if they were invading human territory

 

. Scotty quickly became the unwitting hero - again.

 

When he returned to Spacedock the commanding

 

Officer received a report saying Scotty saved

 

dozens of lives on Tahiti and protected

 

children, the environment, and all the animals

 

on the island. He didn't know what

 

was going on - his last memory was

 

of opening a bag of Fritos with

 

a Romulan Ale, then looking for a

 

handkerchief to wipe his mouth on. The

 

void in his memory bothered him so

 

he decided to get stinking drunk and

 

snort a line of Naussican Memory Ants.