Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

grueling exercises designed to increase

 

their hidden sexual prowess and

 

pass highly toxic farts through

 

....

"Wait," Hoshi asked. "Skip that

 

to the hot Vulcan sex!!!"

 

"The toxic emissions are part

 

of the hot Vulcan sex.

 

"

"That is untrue," declared Soval,

 

"Only during the Time of

 

the Stones when the aphasia

 

viruses ran wild did the

 

practice begin. Quickly abandoned, Vulcans

 

changed their minds and switched

 

to something similar to Tantric

 

Sex that involved lots of

 

jello and coffee beans mixed

 

together in a jacuzzi. The

 

less logic Vulcans found that

 

if they spent time in

 

Martian mudbaths, that the intensity