TNG Caption This #146 - "Wouldn't like Me when I'm Captioned"

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  1. cooleddie74

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  3. NathanielM

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    Data: What can I say Commander, When you got it, you got it... Yar and Deanna just can't stop coming in here. I guess the plausable quote is "Once you got artificial you never go back..."

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    Scotty: Geordy lad, get your pants on... That is not what being an Chief Engineer is about...!
     
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    Hilarity ensues on next week's episode of NEXT GEN...when Commander Data tries to set up Tootie and Blair on blind dates...both with Geordi!


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  8. cooleddie74

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    Data tried time and time again to master a Robert DeNiro impression.

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    Scotty: Eh, why do I keep being quoted as saying "bloody" all the time?

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    Data: Alors, maybe iz juz ze way you come acrozz, uh?
     
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