TOS five word thingy!!!

Nantucket. "It's a faaaake!" Senator

 

once had an affair with

 

with a member of the

 

Swedish royal family in the

 

year 1967 after which he

 

went public and admitted to

 

was a Jew who ate

 

too many matzo balls and

 

then solicited a transsexual hooker

 

with a third leg to

 

ho-ho his hoo-ha with a

 

hee-hee, a device that

 

gave a loo-loo of

 

a la-la to anybody who

 

fru-fru'd for some ju-ju.

 

But since nobody knew what

 

caffinated chocolate kittens were doing

 

drinking tea at 0500 in

 

the morning on a day

 

they were running the ship