Seven Words in TNG

and fat bottomed Bolians make the rockin'

 

holodeck come to life as the crew

 

knows from experience."

Geordi nodded in agreement

 

as he downed a shot of Denebian

 

then burped really really loud and said,

 

"I like big Betazoid butts and I

 

can fart happy birthday when I'm smashed."

 

Then Lore appeared, with Borgified Village People,

 

and demanded that all male crewmembers pretend

 

they've transformed into Lady Gaga and wear

 

Yankees pullovers with their lacy bras showing.

 

The next new thing here was lost

 

, though the series was long over, Jacob

 

would watch his broken TV every Friday.

 

"Enough early 21st century pop culture tripe!

 

"Query" interjected Data. "What does Barclay's potato

 

fetish have to do with glutei maximi

 

or high-impact aerobic jazzercise workouts?" Geordi laughed,

 

"Somewhere in the world right now, fireflies

 

are flying out my ass! Woohoo! Yeah!"