Sorry it's a day late but ho-hum I was busy :/ First the Photoshop/ 'Technical Difficulties' award: And now the 'Blame it on Barclay' award goes to: The 'Turn it off and on again' award goes to: Now the 'Curse 21st century technology' award: Now the 'Didn't need to see that' award to: Great entries once again! New pics in a minute!
"I just love sanding tiny little lifeforms." There she is! There she is! Or... Ha! I told you he wasn't Gary Mitchell!
Spock: "Despite my earlier skepticism, I must admit, Mr. Scott, variable gravity at waist level is...fascinating." Data: "You say you spent hours working on this model? Well, whatever floats your boat. Ha! See what I did there?" Bashir: "Hey, Laaa-dy!" O'Brien: "Knock it off! And wrong century anyway, dumbass!"
``Ain't I a mean widdle Vulcan?'' Odo finally brings down DS9's leading gang of beard thieves! ``Geordi, have we really built a model sailing ship in engineering, or is this some holodeck misadventure, or is this one of those stories where a weird cosmic force is putting illusions or warping objects into other things until the end of the fifth act?'' ``I don't even know anymore.'' ``And why are the flags signalling us to ensure we drink our Ovaltine?'' ``Joachim! I have lost the remote control! You must manually start the next Arrested Development!'' ``Oh, Miles, I love the noise the turbolift makes this century, it's just this aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --- gasp --- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'' ``You know, if I kill you in the 23rd century you'll never have been born.''
Spock: You did not just try to change the shield harmonics with a phase inducer?? Odo: I told you to CLOSE YOUR EYES!! THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!! That's it. That's the relationship.
While Spock could always give as good as he got verbally, he severely underestimated McCoy's resolve in the staring contest....
Data: What? I did as you asked. I upgraded the Enterprise. This 19th century sailing ship has been upgraded with inertial dampeners and impulse engines. Geordie: Data, I meant our Enterprise. Again the crew held their tongue in reguarding Kahn as 'Full of himself.'
Spock: Wanna Tango? Odo: Hmph! I'll get this Vulcan Nerve Pinch work no matter how long it takes! Data: What do you think Geordi? Do you think Captain Picard will like it? LaForge: I didn't know your program included sucking up to the boss. Data: By observing humans, I have learned that professional advancement is accelerated by ingratiating one's self to authority figures. Khan: There she is! Joachim: Sir, we're genetically enhanced and it's a widescreen. We can see. Bashir: Now listen to my opera voice! O'brien: By god, I'm volunteering for the next away mission!
The Guide to Vulcan Emotions Image 1: ROTFLMAO Khan: Pew pew pew! Joachim: Sir, you've had your turn. Take off the VR glove and let one of us play! Khan: Joachim! Stop here! What show is this? Joachim: Sherlock, sir. Khan: That Holmes fellow, he... intrigues me...